Mai Tai

Collins Glass

Ice

Rum (Light) 1 oz

Creme de Almond 1/2 oz

Triple Sec 1/2 oz

Sour Mix Fill

Rum (Dark) 1 oz

Orange Wedge

Sword

Cherry

Large Straw

Fill glass with ice and add the light rum, Creme de Almond, and triple sec. Fill glass to the top with sour mix. Float the dark rum on top and garnish with orange wedge, sword, cherry, and large straw.

Real men do not drink cocktails with little umbrellas in them. Real men do not order drinks with plastic swords in them. Any man who accepts a drink with a flower in it should absolutely question his own masculinity. He might even want to reach down and check to make sure his package is intact as perhaps it has gone missing?

Upon receiving a drink containing any of the sissy items listed above, I immediately fling my chair aside, spout random obscenities, and knock the drink off the table while letting loose my very best war cry!

Ok, actually this drink is really tasty. Sometimes I order two of the little umbrellas because they're nifty and my daughter likes to give them to her dolls. I think I'll go mix myself a Mai Tai right now.